click here.

seriously?

in short, this is a business that will send messages and information to your friends and family who are ‘left behind’ after the rapture, or the second coming of Christ. and because (they say) the ‘anti-Christ’ will require that you wait the first 7 year period, post-rapture, to legally declare your loved ones deceased and have access to their funds and social security. good thing this site allows you to store your personal bank account information securely.

so how do they know when the rapture occurs?

apparently there are three people who believe they will be taken with the rapture, that log in every three days. if these three people do not log in for six days, the machine will assume the rapture has occurred and send all of your stored messages and bank accounting information to the ones you have designated as left behind.

wow.