ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce one of my best friends.

david: emily!!!! guess what
me: what?
david: the snack machine is broken. put your money in, make selection, get your money back. OR, just push the buttons for what you want and it gives it to you.
me: wow.
david: yeah. that’s not good business strategy for making money.
me: nope. not at all.
david: not at ALL.
emily: so what did you get?
david: trail mix.
emily: interesting choice.
david: isn’t it? what would you have gotten?
emily: what are the choices?
david: regular snack machine options. DUH.
me: well in that case, some peanutbutter crackers.
david: i tried to get those, but it wouldn’t give them to me.

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