ok here we go.
(according to http://www.friendshipstats.com)
I have 1747 friends, 1627 more than average. (43% are male, 57% are female. 271 are single, 950 are dating or married.)
When I share something on Facebook, it is typically viewed by 80 people.
If I died today, an estimated 1174 people would try to attend my funeral.
Based on my Facebook profile, I have a 98% probability of getting married.
I am likely to earn US$3.6 million and have 3.7 children over my lifetime.
If I contracted a deadly variant of flu, I would likely infect 25 people, 3 of whom would die.
well, there you have it.