once upon a time, circa 2007, there were three lovely, charming and thrifty coworkers. their names were karen, megan and emily.
one particulary austiny day, whilst listening to leslie hall’s youtube channel on repeat, they decided to purchase 4 inch heeled glitter boots from a questionable website. because they were $13. (nevermind the $13 in shipping.)
the boots arrived, and it was a glorious occasion for all. they hurt very much to wear, but not to worry—they looked amazing. and because, $13.
these shiny platformed feet coverings were sadly worn only once. karen gave hers away, emily’s melted when they got wet (because $13), and megan’s are still in the trunk of her car.
you were an awesome $13 purchase, glittery boots.